I think there’s a Chinese proverb that says, “he who pranks, gets pranked sevenfold.” This is what happens when you leave the office for four days. And my colleagues wonder why I never go anywhere. I had gone to Arlington, TX for a week for an Economic Development conference and came back late Friday to find that everything in my office had been wrapped in Christmas or Birthday paper. It’s going to take me a week to unravel everything. Thanks to my fellow ACOG staff for thinking of me, though. Revenge is just around the corner!